I once made a man cry in a bar.

This guy was drunk and kept grabbing by hand and putting it on his body. since I was sitting next to my friends and they would sometimes become involved in conversations which did not include me, I tolerated him and stayed where I was seated.

Anyway, I finally got sick of him and started asking him about his life, which I correctly assumed to be a string of recent bad decisions.

"You had a wife? Why did she leave you?"
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"Oh, another guy. A friend?"
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"A BLACK GUY? (I faked shock) You know what they say about black guys."
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"Well that's sad, did you have kids?"
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"Two! and they stayed with their mom, didn't they?!"
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"And now they won't have anything to do with you will they?"
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"And how does that make you feel?"
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And then he cried and i told him that life was bad and then he bought me a beer and we drank together as he cried.