Iconoclasm

I would like to build a birdhouse for an ostrich, and place it in my yard. It would be ostrich-high, with appropriately sized cut-outs to accommodate the bird's body and long neck.

I would SHIT if an ostrich showed up.

Also, I would like a terrine of fish, baked in a chicken-shaped mold. A terrine of chicken shaped like a fish would also be acceptable.